March 26, 2009

About Parking your Car

We were in Villagio this evening and were trying to look for a parking space as it was crowded. We stopped on the side of a parking lane and waited for people to leave the car park. After about 5 minutes, a Qatari, around 50-60 years old, came and slowly walked towards our direction. We were hoping that his car was parked on our lane so we could get his space. As the Qatari was walking slowly and seems lost, Mavis was saying that he forgot were he parked his car. The Qatari walked past our car and went left, to the other lane across us. I was telling Mavs that he probably forgot what car he brought with him that's why he can't find his car. She agreed.

After 2 minutes, we saw him on the other lane to our right. He probably noticed that we were looking at him and waved his hand to signal for us to come over that side as he was leaving. I raced to the other side of the parking lot and waited for him to get his car out. I waved my hand as our cars came side by side to show my appreciation but he rolled out his window and was saying something so I did the same. He said "Don't get confused like me", with a big smile on his face. Mavis and I smiled back

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September 14, 2006

Hearing Aid

Pedro: Hey man, I was finally able to buy a hearing aid! Now I can hear you loud and clear.Juan: O yeah! How much did you buy it for?Pedro: Oh just yesterday. (O yeah it really works!)...

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Last Will

Husband: If I don't survive the operation tomorrow, please take care of our children. I love you... Wife: Will you stop it! No one has ever died of circumcision yet!...

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September 08, 2006

Sunday Morning Sex

Hearing church bells ringing will never be the same again...Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,  Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.  When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning,"Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble."Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.  Nice and slow and even... Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong,"She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come...

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September 07, 2006

TNT

Dan Torres from Bicol, TNT sa America...Grocery Cashier: Visa or Master?Dan: (kinabahan) Hanap Visa ko!(Nagmadali sumakay sa kotse, but he needs gas)Gasoline Boy: Pay first..Dan (nerbyos na nerbyos) Patay! Papers daw... (runs to the booth to call home)Operator: AT&T, can I help you?Dan: (namutla): Alam na TNT ako!!(Labas sya ng booth)Kano: Are you done?Dan(pawisan): Alam nila name ko?!Kano: Tourist?Dan: Apelyido rin?!Kano: Be cool!Dan: Pati Probinsya ko?!(Hinimatay si Dan)...

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